måndag 29 april 2013

Storytime: Creamy Fox

Now, after some hiatus and actually readable stories, it's time for some really fucked up nonsense.
If you search for Sonic fanfiction you'll find 5% decent stories, 45% Mary-Sue self-insert crapfics and 50% fucked up and completely batshit insane furry-fantasy eroticas. And this trilogy of insanity porn was written by the psycopath Black Vipah.
He/she/it has written three stories, the first two are about Amy Rose being morally constipated and gives Cream (and Tails) lessons in sex.

May I remind you all that Cream's legit age is 6, Tails is 12 and Amy is 14.
Is it okay if I record that agonizing scream you just emitted?
I mean, just look at the contents:
[Furry [Loli [Oral [Anal [Yuri
Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic the Hedgehog, or any of their characters, ect.
Scared yet?!
I know I am!
And I don't even have any vodka with me this time! I've only got a sixpack of RedBull!
… This is going to be painful, I just know it...
Side note: This story is kinda like a part two to my story Creamy Rose, you may want to check that out first. ;)
So yeah, this is the second part, the one where Tails gets raped by Amy and Cream. And it has a twist in it too, which is why I chose to do the second story, instead of the first! (or the third, where Rouge joins in the fun. Rouge is by the way my favorite Sonic character, and I literally gagged when reading that story...)
Alright, I'll see if Red Bull has the same effect as vodka, since I'm all out of that alchoholic goodness. If not, this is going to get weird in a while...
I so do NOT support this crap...

Creamy Fox by Black Vipah
"I don't get it Amy, he just didn't seem to like it." The six year old rabbit was back at the lake, talking to Amy. "I even pushed the dildo inside of his tail hole like you did to me, but he said that it hurt, I thought that was the best part!"

(May I remind you that she is 6 years old?)
Amy giggled a little as she listened to Cream's problem. "Maybe I should have explained a little better." The young pink hedgehog said. "Why don't I show you what to do when your with a man."
(I TOLD YOU IT WAS SICK!)
Cream smiled her usual cute smile "Sounds like fun!" she said eagerly. "The first thing you should know, is most men don't like things in their tail holes." she said again with a little giggle. "You see, what you do with a man, they feel good with their penis." Amy said.
(Oh, and he uses the word ”tailhole” instead of ”asshole”... Do I have to comment on that?)

Cream just stared at her blankly, finally she asked "What's a penis?" Amy now blushing looked at Cream. "Well, a penis is... uh..." She really didn't know how to explain it. "Ah man, there has to be a better way to do this." she thought to herself.
(How about by STOP PRACTICING STATUTORY RAPE ON A SIX YEAR OLD BUNNY?!)
"Ok, this isn't going to work Cream." The rabbit's filled with sadness "Aww come on Amy, pleeeeeeeeeease?" Amy thought about it for a few seconds. "Ok" Amy said "but this needs to be handled... delicately." she said.

"Come on Tails, move faster!" Cream said as she ran though the forest. "All right, all right, jeez, what's your hurry?" Tails said, falling behind. "What's up here anyway?" Cream stopped, faced Tails, and gave him a little kiss on the cheek. "Something amazing." She said, as the fox just looked at her, puzzled. Cream continued towards her destination, Tails following her as if in a trance.

(Oh God, nothing has happened yet, but I've already finished a can... THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG WRITE!)
Cream continued running, until she finally reached the lake. "YAY! We're here!" she yelled out excitedly. Tails slowly followed behind, looking around the giant lake. It was a beautiful area, isolated from the rest of the world by a wall of trees. Green grass surrounded a giant, circular, lake, that shimmered from the morning sun. "Wow...this place is huge..." Tails said as he drunk in it's beauty. "But what are we doing here? Are we gonna have a picknick?"
(Yes)

Cream turned to Tails "Nope." she said with a smile. "Then why are we--" The fox was cut off when he felt a hand on his shoulder. "She's here to learn." a female voice said. Tails almost jumped, he immediately turned around to see Amy. "Oh, Amy, you startled--" that is when he realized, Amy was naked! The fox scanned the naked hedgehog, her absolutely stunning body, covered in pink hair, except her breasts, stomach, and pussy.

(Thank you for describing what a naked Amy Rose looks like.
I didn't need the sleep anyway...)

Amy giggled as she saw the fox examining her. "I see your curious too."
(HIS CURIOUS???)
She giggled as Tails blushed. Tails turned to Cream and said "Cream, what is go--" But he was once again sidetracked when he saw Cream, pulling her shirt over her head, revealing that she had nothing on under it.
"Cream! What are you doing!?" the orange fox said in a panic. "She's learning" Amy said, now right next Tails.

(No, she was getting undressed, you ubercunt!)
Cream approached the stunned fox, slowly. She grabbed his face with both hands, and kissed Tails deeply. As her tongue started probing his mouth, Tails made moans of protest, but they quickly died out as he started enjoying the experience. Tails closed his eyes as he started wrestling tongues with Cream. In Tails' mind, there was nothing else in existence, just him, and Cream. Sadly, just as quickly as it began, it ended. Cream broke away, and to fox was back to his confused state of mind. "Wha...what is going on?" He said shyly. "Well" Amy replied "I promised Cream that I would teach her about sex, and from the looks of it" she giggled "you could learn a thing or too about it too."

"You guys are really freaking me out" Tails said, slowly backing away from Amy. "Ohhhhhhh come on Tails play with us, it is really fun." Cream said, slowly moving her face back to the fox's, not stopping until right next to his ear. "Please" she whispered sexily into Tail's ear.

(”The six year old bunny whispered sexily into the twelve year old fox' ear”... Ladies and gentlemen: ONLY IN A PERVERTED FURRY FANFIC!)
The fox started blushing again, and replied "O...Ok", as if under a spell. "YAY!" the bunny jumped up, happily, almost completely changing personalities.
(Because Cream is not normally a cheerful and bubbly little girl)
"But, what do I do?" Tails asked. "You get the best job." Amy said slyly, slowly moving towards Tails from behind. Tails turned to Amy, only to get pushed to the ground. Upon hitting the ground, the fox let out a moan. "Ow, What was that-" but the fox was cut off by the pink hedgehog, kissing him. The hedgehog kissed him slowly, deeply, and passionately. While they were kissing, Amy laid down on top of the young fox, and started stroking his face softly.
(

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ENJOY THAT PICTURE!)
Tails started to feel strange, he had never felt like this before. His whole body felt ticklish, but it felt good. Amy could sense the fox was starting to get aroused, she pulled her mouth out. "Ok Cream" she said "look between his legs, then you can see what a boy's penis looks like.". Cream scanned between Tails legs as Amy went back to kissing the fox. Suddenly, Cream noticed something starting to pop out beneath the fox's fur. It looked kind of small, it was thin and pink.
(Brace youselves; the twist is coming...)
Cream was curious, she pushed down on it slightly, wondering if this was a penis. As soon as she pressed down, she heard a moan of pleasure break though Amy's kiss, and suddenly, the object started to grow bigger. Amy still heavily making out with Tails heard Cream say "Amy, I think I found it, but which one is the penis?" Amy was a little puzzled, she broke away from Tails again, who started panting, wanting more. Amy turned around and said "What do you me-...oh my gosh" she couldn't believe what she saw, Tails actually had two penises!
(I repeat: ”Tails actually had two penises!
TAILS ACTUALLY HAD TWO PENISES!”

DOS PENISOSOS!

OFCOURSE HE HAS TWO PENISES! HE HAS TWO TAILS, HASN'T HE?? SO ACCORDING TO BLACK VIPAH LOGIC: HE ALSO HAS TWO DONGERS!
JUST LIKE A SNAKE!

... I bet theres a Viper joke here somewhere...)
"Tails! I...how...how do you have TWO penises!?" Amy asked, confused. The fox still panting said what anyone would say in this situation. "Do...Doesn't everyone?"

(… is Amy really the only one here who's had sex-ed in school? Sure, Tails is only twelve, but at that age I'm FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT MALES KNOWS THE NORMAL AMOUNT OF PENISES ONE SHOULD HAVE!)
Amy was stunned, this was amazing, it was like, double the pleasure, she never would have guessed! One was on top, the other was just below it, both equal in size, about 7 inches. Amy almost drooled at the sight. "So many possibilities..." she thought to herself. "Ok Cream" Amy smiled slyly "the rules just changed."
(Bitch, what rules?! YOU'VE BROKEN EVERY GODDAMN RULE ALREADY! WHAT FUCKING RULES?!)
"I want you to do exactly what I do to Tails' other penis, understood?" Cream nodded happily "Uh huh!" Tails, still on the ground was kind of nervous now. "What are they going to do to me?" he thought to himself. Amy laid down on the fox, facing top penis. She licked her lips, and slowly moved towards it. She licked it from it's base all the way to his tip, causing the fox to shutter and moan with pleasure. Cream followed Amy's lead. She lied down in front of the bottom penis and did the same thing. "N...No Cream, this isn...isn't right." The fox protested.
(Listen to the kid!)
"Shhh" Amy replied. "It's ok, you will love this." "Ya!" Cream said "Amy's a genius at this stuff, trust her!"
(Genius isn't the word which I would've chosen to describe Amy right now...)
Cream said with a smile. "I..I don't know..." Before the fox could protest anymore, Amy opened her mouth, and started sucking on his top penis. "Ah AH!" Tails couldn't believe it, it felt so good! Cream immediately did the same as Amy. She started bobbing her head. Tails was arching his back, mouth wide open. He was in pure ecstasy, he never imagined anything could feel like this.'

Amy and Cream continued to suck on both of Tails' penises. Cream was really starting to get the hang of it. She started swirling her tongue on the tip of the penis. It tasted like nothing she had ever tasted before. It even had an intoxicating aroma.

(… Dicks do NOT have an intoxicating aroma, you sick fuck. I have never encountered a dick that had an ”intoxicating aroma”)
Cream was loving every second of it. Amy however, wanted more. She pulled her mouth out and said "Tails, lick my pussy!" Tails snapped out of his trance, but he didn't know what Amy meant. Amy grew impatient, and shoved her pussy right in his face. "Mmm, MMM" Tails' protests were muffled, but then, the scent of Amy's pussy caught his nose. He became aroused by the intoxicating aroma, and almost instinctively started prodding his tongue into her. "Ohhh" Amy groaned in pleasure as Tails swirled his tongue around inside of her. She quickly went back to sucking on Tails' top penis.
(Do you guys really realize how sick and fucked up this is yet? Amy Rose, a fourteen year old hedgehog, is performing ye olde forced fellatio on a two-dicked 12 year old fox while a 6 year old rabbit is doing the exact same thing. And she previously lured the 6 year old into having lesbian sex with her, so that ”she would learn” what sex is.
THIS IS WHY I HATE THE SONIC FANDOM!)



As Cream heard Amy's moans of pleasure, she felt left out. Tails was her boyfriend, why did she get to have all the fun? Cream stopped sucking, and pulled away. She was going to start complaining to Amy, but then, Tails said "Oh, Cream, please don't stop! It feels so good!" That is when she realized, even though Amy was helping, Tails only really cared about Cream. Cream smiled, and started sucking again, harder than before, she really wanted to please him.
(”Tails only really cared about Cream”? False, Tails only really cared about getting blown!)
Tails could feel something building up inside him. With every passing second he felt a pressure growing in his tummy. It kept pushing harder, and harder, and harder, suddenly, he felt something. "I...I'M GONNA PEE!!" He yelled out loudly, worried about peeing in the girls' mouths.
(Hey if you're lucky one of the girls might be related to Bear Grylls! Or Jenna!)
The girls new better however, and both prepared to suck down all the juices the fox had to offer. Cum started spewing everywhere inside their mouths. Amy pulled out and started coughing, it was too much cum for her to take. The cum from the top penis spurted all over Cream who was still swallowing Tails' cum. Amy got off of Tails and looked at Cream. "Wow, she's sucking like a pro!" she thought to herself. Cream held on until finally, Tails stopped cumming.
(Ah yes, and I bet her mother is so proud over her little aspiring whore. Aren't you, Vanilla?!)
Cream swallowed the last of the cum, savoring the flavor. She got up, and knelled down next to the fox's face. Tails was exhausted and slowly catching his breath. His first orgasm took a lot out of him. Finally, he gained the strength to say "I...I'm sorry Cream. I couldn't hold it in." Cream just smiled her usual cute smile, and kissed him on the mouth. "I loved every second of it." she whispered sexually in his ear. Amy put her hand on Cream's shoulder. "I think your ready for the real fun." she said.

(”I loved every second of it.” The six year old whispered sexually into the twelve year olds year”
Excuse me while I go beat Black Vipah to death with a copy of the Holy Bible)

Amy lead Cream over to the still hard penises, and positioned her pussy and tail hole just above them.

(AGAIN with the tailhole!)
"Ok" Amy said "slowly slide into them." Cream slowly started to sit down as Amy told her. She shivered when she felt the tip of the top one press against her pussy. It was big, bigger than the dildo. She slowly pushed it in, until finally she felt the tip inside her. "OHHH!" both Cream and Tails moaned in pleasure. Cream continued to slowly slide down Tails' top penis, until her tail hole touched his bottom penis. "Ohh.. Amy, this... doesn't feel right." Cream said.
(FINALLY she realize!)
Amy knelled down over Tails' body, facing Cream at eye level. "Shhhh, it's alright. You'll be begging for more in a few seconds." Amy then helped ease her down a little more into Tails' lower penis. Cream whimpered as the lower penis started penetrating her tail hole. Amy started to suck on Cream's little nipples, increasing her pleasure, she also put her dripping wet pussy back in Tails' face, and he started sucking on it.

(I swear, this guy took it straight outta my nightmares.
Btw, I've finished three cans now and I think my pillow is talking to me. I don't know if it's because of the RedBull, the fanfic or both)

Cream pushed Amy's head into her nipples as she continued to slowly go down further, and further on both penises. With every inch, Cream's pleasure grew greater and greater. It felt so much better than when she did it with Amy.
(If anyone's interested, right now I'm simultaneously laughing and crying while sipping on my fourth RedBull... I'm gonna die because of this, I just know it)
Finally, she had reached the base of the penises. Amy, still sucking on Cream's nipples grabbed Cream's hips and started lifting her up and bringing her back down in rhythm. Cream quickly picked up on this and started doing it on her own. Tails was in heaven, it all felt so good he couldn't believe it. Cream also couldn't believe how wonderful it felt. Her small whimpers had become screams of pleasure, and she was loving every second of it.

Amy needed more. "Tails! Stick your finger in my tail hole!" she yelled out. Tails started fingering Amy's tail hole, causing her to scream out in pleasure.

"oh..Oh...sooo good!" Amy said. Amy grabbed hold of Cream's face and kissed her deeply. As there tongues wrestled with each other, they both felt a rush neither of them had felt before. Cream's rhythm grew faster, and faster.
(Go go go go go go, gotta go fast!)
Amy broke off the kiss, with a loud scream of pleasure. None of them knew how much more they could take. Amy was practically burying her pussy in Tails' face, who continued to please with his mouth. "OH...OHHH...OHHHHHH" All three of them were at their peek, they couldn't take much more! "I'M CUMMING!" they all shouted at the same time!
(Sonic, he's on the run
Sonic, he's number one
Sonic, he's CUMMING next
So watch out, for SONIC X!)
Tails was filling the young rabbit up with his cum, both in her pussy and tail hole. Cream felt a great warmth inside her as the inside of her body was getting covered with warm, sticky cum.
Amy splattered her juices all over Tails' face, Cream's went all over his body. Amy panted a little and caught her breath. She then got off of the fox, and watched the young couple. Cream felt her tiny stomach expanding with all the cum. She screamed in pleasure, it was too much for her to take! Cream passed out on top of Tails. Tails also passed out from the pleasure. The image of them lying on each other was a sight for Amy's eyes. It was one of the cutest things she had ever seen.
(AWWW!! SO KAWAII DESU!!)


Amy walked over to them, and gave them both a kiss on the cheek. She then started on her way home with the feeling that she did something great for them today.
(ABSOLUTELY! SHE DESERVES AN AWARD: HOW ABOUT ”SICKEST MOTHERFUCKING STATUTORY RAPIST CUNT OF THE MONTH” AWARD?!)
About a half an hour later, Tails woke up. The sun had started to set, and the sky had turned an orange that was the same color as his fur. The only thing more beautiful than the sky, was the young rabbit lying on top of him. Tails kissed Cream on the forehead, waking the rabbit up. Cream slowly started opening her eyes, her vision still blurry. As soon as she could see Tails' face clearly, she kissed him. Tails and Cream stood up, and looked at their reflection in the lake. "I love you Cream." Tails said. Cream's shimmering eyes lit up with joy, and she kissed him. "I love you too Tails. Thanks for playing with me." Cream said, smiling as she hugged Tails.

The End (I have never been so happy over those two little words in my entire life...)



Note to self: no more energy drinks while doing a storytime:
IT ONLY ADDS ON THE DEPRAVING EFFECT OF THE FIC! I CAN NOW HEAR MY COMPUTER SCREAMING IN PAIN FOR HAVING TO WITHSTAND THIS ALONG WITH ME!
OH GOD, I IMAGINED EVERYTHING IN THEIR VOICES, AND THE IMAGES WERE SO CRYSTAL CLEAR!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I NEED TO GO OUT AND RUN, MAYBE EVEN JUMP INTO THE RIVER!

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