I swear to God...

I swear to God and everything holy, if this isn't fake, I'm gonna start running and never stop screaming.

Seriously, if you notice that your kid has an imaginary friend that looks like Lisa, do your kid a favor and fucking shoot it and perform an exorcism over it's decaying body!

Seriously though, FUCKING DO IT!

I'm seriously getting the shivers from this shit, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S FAKE! 

Oh for the love of Cheesus FUCKING WHAT?!

Imaginary friends are awesome, I actually had a few ones back in the days before I got some real ones, but this?! WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. LIFE. ANYMORE?!