And here comes another rant...

I'm super bored right now so here comes another rant. This time about everyones favorite subject: Religion.
Or to be more precise: the Westboro Baptist Church.
So I was browsing through dos Internetos, and somehow found my way to Youtube. There I managed to find a documentary on those buffoons by Louis Theroux, a pretty epic dude so make sure you go and check him out if you don't know who he is. Or don't. I really don't give a flying rats ass...
Anyway, I find these blokes fascinating.
Fascinatingly OBNOXIOUS!

Seriously, WHAT THA FAQ? Can anyone say H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E-S here please?
And their pastor, "the Godfather" of this little sad maffia, is Fred Phelps,  a major DICK! I'm not kidding! He's like the Dick Master! THE LORD OF THE DICKS!
And their webpage: godhatesfags.com... I would laugh my fucking ass off if I didn't have a cracked rib at the moment, that severly cripples me in my lung-functions.
Now, you might wonder why I hate these schmucks so much?
"I thank God for breast cancer"
"Thank God for dead soldiers!"
"Fags are worthy of DEATH!"
"God hates you"
"God hates fags"
"Kittens should be roasted alive!"
"Carrying yellow on Christmas is a SIN!"

Okay, I actually made the last two ones up, but I bet they're soon gonna show up on their retarded placates any day now!
These guys are so fucking amazingly demented that I'm not sure I can explain them very well, just take a look at their site here...

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Done? Good!
See what I mean by hypocrites? One of the main things that pisses me off is this: it clearly says in the bible that "only God can judge the humans", but these schmucks are actually strutting around, judging other people...
They stand there with bigass notes that says: "You are going to Hell!" "You are a fag!" "God hates you!"
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So? How the fuck is that YOUR problem? God hates America? THEN MOVE, YA TWITS! MOVE TO JERUSALEM AND GET STONED TO DEATH!! PLEEAASE!!
If Heaven is where you guys will be hanging out later, then burning fires and eternal damnation: here I come, baby!
What I don't get is, WHAT are you trying to achieve?? WHAT do you hope to accomplish by walking around and tell people they're going to Hell?
"Hey! You! Yes you! You with the ugly shoes! You are going to burn in HELL!"
"... And this affects you, how?"
"... To be frank, I don't know... But Freddie tells us that the world needs to hear this more than oxygen, bread and water so I'll repeat it for you: YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL!"
"Thanks mate, I'll be keeping that in mind when you guys are freezing your butts off thousands of meters up in the sky while I'm being boiled in Hell, all warm and cozy!"
"You're welcome! And remember: God hates you!"

They also do remakes of songs. Changes the lyrics to hateful messages...

That's all I can say about that...
And maybe this too:

Oh, and one more thing: if God really hates us, THEN WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?! It just doesn't make any sense?! If I hate something, I'll always try to get rid of it ASAP. Like, daddy longlegs and telemarketers! In any case I don't wanna keep anything I hate... That's just masochistic, and I'm not getting turned on by that shit. And I bet that Mr Almighty ain't up for that kind of freaky stuff either. But then again, I could be wrong..
And one more thing, why would someone hate something they've created with their own bare hands?!
... Shut up, Frankenstein!
I mean, it took this dude a whole fucking WEEK to create everything, according to Da Book, and not even I puts that long time and effort into something! But then again, I'm a lazy ass bitch...
I'm just saying that if I were God I wouldn't hate on...
Huh, what was that you said?

Oh wait, I think God just got an alibi... Nevermind what I said! Humanity IS pretty fucked!

And one more thing I need to get outta my system before I hit the hay: a couple of years ago, in Sweden as a matter of fact, there was a priest, Åke Gren (or Ake Green, as they prefer to call him) who made homophobic speech about homosexuals. And he got sued and thrown in jail, sort of. Guess who got his jimmies rustled?  That's right: Fred Phelps.
They even started a webpage about it that... Ya know what? Ill just give it to ya!
So, done laughing yet? Good! Let's go through this little text together shall we?


In 1944, homosexuality was legalized in Sweden. (Best decision ever made!) Not only was that vile sin legalized in this God-forsaken country, Sweden embraces it so that it is considered to be one of the most gay-friendly countries in Europe and maybe even the world. (Aww shucks! Y'know, the stereotype Swede hates to brag... But, yes. Yes we are!) If you didnt think this country was filthy enough, dont worry, they will never make you think that again. They hold a yearly fag pride parade known as the Stockholm Pride Parade. On July 25thAugust 3rd, 2008, they will host (not for the first time, but for the second time) the EuroPride parade. (I've been to the Pride parade once, I loved it! Gay people really ARE the nicest people <3)
Proverbs 4:16 For they sleep not, except they have done mischief; and their sleep is taken away, unless they cause some to fall.

(Can you take that in English please? And how is that relevant?)
These fags are NEVER satisfied unless every single person bows down to them and kisses fag-butt.

In 2002 Sweden made it legal for fags to adopt children. How much more unnatural can you get than being a fag? (Actually, Homosexuality has been proven to exist among all kinds of animals in nature. Bitch, you don't get more natural than that! Homophobia on the other hand...) When you cant follow a simple commandment (Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination) you will never be able to raise a child in the nurture and admonition of the Lord. (Another reason to love gays: they're not spineless buttkissers, trying to suck up to a PMS:ing God)
Ephesians 6:4 And, ye fathers, provoke not your children to wrath: but bring them up in the nurture and admonition of the Lord.
Fags are never happy unless theyre pushing their filth down everyones throat (Actually, that sounds more like an accurate description of WBC...). Here is just another example of how fags will stop at nothing to make everyone accept their disobedience to their God. Two publishing companies, Vilda and Olika, are publishing childrens books with the theme that having same-sex parents is a natural way of life. (Vilda och Olika you mean? Basically meaning: Wild and Different) WTF? (AY! NO CUSSIN' IN CHURCH, MATE!) There is NOTHING natural about being a fag (... Bitch what did I just say 'bout natural gay?)! Listen up Sweden, those children are an inheritance from God and this is what you teach them? Not a good idea! (You're right for  once: it's not a good idea... IT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA!)


Aaah, thank you for existing, Westboro Baptist Church! I can now once again laugh at religion without feeling bad!
Btw, they called our king a coward for not stepping up for the homophob. First of all, "Knugen" couldn't really care less what's going on in the country. Second, the country couldn't really care less if Knugen stepped down from the throne just because an asshole got what he deserved. Except everyone born before the sixties, for them it would be the end of the world.
Sorry but Knugen is nothing but Swedens little mascot.

But we love you anyway, you silly little strip-clubs loving, hat bearing Knugis <3




However before I depart, I should make one thing straight here (hehehe): I don't believe in God. I am not an Atheist, I just don't believe in one God. Especially not in the God in any forms of Christianity, Islam, Jewish, whatever! It's called a non-believer.
Oh, and I'm a Bisexual shemale, so I like to refer to myself as Double-Gay
Thank you.